up at this school you find all kinds of weirdos, most of which are tolerable, i suppose (but not handsome enough to tempt me). however, there are just some things that i cannot handle. they are as follows:
1) men who think it's ok to wear a top hat, floor length trench coat, and a bright blue shirt with a larger than life cat on the front and the words "i love cats".
2) uneven couples. no, it's not ok that you're a girl and a good foot taller than your man. find a new one.
3) girls who wear eyeshadow, but no mascara - also not ok.
4) SINGLE girls who wear a ring on their married finger.
5) girls who originally have dark hair going blonde.
6) mustaches. i'd rather this school allow beards.
7) boys who walk around the third floor (apparently this is the floor for you if you are looking to hook up) giving massages to every girl they come in contact with.
8) pedestrians who DON'T LOOK before crossing the road. what if i didn't stop? next time, i will hit you.
9) people who think it's ok to suck at parking and take up two or even three spaces. thanks to you, i had to walk a mile from the parking lot to the ricks building.
10) class cuddlers. nuff said.
I vote you take pictures of these offenses and post them. :) Oh, and if you want me to comment on your blog... you better comment on mine. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeletewhatev. you like the sexy stache. and i am also expecting comments.
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